As a connoisseur of Southern culture — a man whose family has been marinating in the Georgia soil long enough to qualify as a regional condiment — there are times when a story reaches out of the news cycle, grabs me by the collar, and says “Boy, you were put on this earth for exactly […]
Jones County Man Killed in Side-by-Side Crash
A Friday night crash in Jones County took one man’s life and left a woman hurt. What’s Happening: Jones County Sheriff Butch Reece says the crash happened Friday around 7:30 p.m. near Stallings and Ellis Church roads. Reece identified the victim as 40-year-old Jordan Norville. The Injured: A woman in the vehicle suffered shoulder injuries, […]
I do believe some people can teleport but I don’t think this guy can. My guess is that he was blackout drunk and forgot he drove to Waffle House, especially given that his other place he teleported (IN HIS CAR) to was a ditch on the side of the road. — fangboy (@fangboy_xxx) March 22, […]
Probably woke up drunk at a Waffle House once and his wife drags him to church hung over on Easter Sunday and MFer thinks he “teleported” there. https://t.co/H5gsGxLBfg — Glenn Craven 🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦🌻 (@GlennCraven) April 1, 2026
“Officer, you don’t understand. I wasn’t driving blackout drunk. My car was suddenly teleported fifty miles to a Waffle House.” https://t.co/ORjggG8ZbG — B1-268 (@battledroid268) March 22, 2026
OK but imagine having the power of teleportation and using it to send someone to a ….. Waffle House 😂😂😂 — Christopher (@NutterinDE) April 1, 2026
When you try and teleport to the strip club but accidentally end up at Waffle House pic.twitter.com/TvPjovIgiV — Red Panda Koala (@RedPandaKoala) March 23, 2026
Of all the places I would teleport to, Waffle House would not be one of them. I guess FEMA doesn’t drug test. ⚠️ A top FEMA official, Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of disaster response, has used violent rhetoric, shared conspiracy theories, threatened Biden with bodily harm,… pic.twitter.com/pUVLNmYyjK — Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline) March 21, […]
Serious question: Where is Donald Trump? He better not have teleported to Waffle House. — Mark Slapinski (@mark_slapinski) April 5, 2026
Bro got involuntarily teleported 50 miles… straight to a Waffle House? And complained it’s ‘no fun’? I’d sell my soul for that glitch 😂 — Kallen (@SlappedHam) March 22, 2026

