Of all the places I would teleport to, Waffle House would not be one of them. I guess FEMA doesn’t drug test. ⚠️ A top FEMA official, Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of disaster response, has used violent rhetoric, shared conspiracy theories, threatened Biden with bodily harm,… pic.twitter.com/pUVLNmYyjK — Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline) March 21, […]
Bro got involuntarily teleported 50 miles… straight to a Waffle House? And complained it’s ‘no fun’? I’d sell my soul for that glitch 😂 — Kallen (@SlappedHam) March 22, 2026
Serious question: Where is Donald Trump? He better not have teleported to Waffle House. — Mark Slapinski (@mark_slapinski) April 5, 2026
"In college, a couple of times I kind of came to at a Waffle House — I wouldn't say that it was teleporting."@Timodc and @BillKristol discuss a top FEMA official claiming he was teleported 50 miles to a Waffle House. pic.twitter.com/s9lN0p7ZGK — The Bulwark (@BulwarkOnline) March 28, 2026
Plenty of us have "teleported" to Waffle House, granted it's usually while black out drunk pic.twitter.com/mIagTwIUww — Marketing Notes ✍️ (@immensityco) March 22, 2026
Internet roasts man who claimed to teleport to North Georgia Waffle House
If you thought the only thing getting scattered, smothered, and covered at your local Waffle House was the hashbrowns, think again. Gregg Phillips, the head of FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery, says God teleported him to a Waffle House in Rome, Georgia. Nobody at the restaurant remembers it. And the internet, bless its heart, […]
Part of Hardscrabble Road closed this week in Roswell
A stretch of Hardscrabble Road in Roswell is closed to most drivers this week while the city resurfaces the pavement. What’s Happening: The section between Woodstock Road and King Road is blocked to through traffic from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily through Friday, April 10. The city scheduled the work during Fulton County Schools […]
Shots fired at Tybee Island pier crowd
Hundreds of people were gathered near the Tybee Island pier and pavilion for what police are calling an unpermitted pop-up event when gunshots rang out around 6:30 PM. The crowd scattered. No suspect has been found, and no one has come forward as a victim. What’s Happening: The gathering was unannounced and had no permit. […]