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When you try and teleport to the strip club but accidentally end up at Waffle House pic.twitter.com/TvPjovIgiV — Red Panda Koala (@RedPandaKoala) March 23, 2026

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Probably woke up drunk at a Waffle House once and his wife drags him to church hung over on Easter Sunday and MFer thinks he “teleported” there. https://t.co/H5gsGxLBfg — Glenn Craven 🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦🌻 (@GlennCraven) April 1, 2026

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“Officer, you don’t understand. I wasn’t driving blackout drunk. My car was suddenly teleported fifty miles to a Waffle House.” https://t.co/ORjggG8ZbG — B1-268 (@battledroid268) March 22, 2026

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OK but imagine having the power of teleportation and using it to send someone to a ….. Waffle House 😂😂😂 — Christopher (@NutterinDE) April 1, 2026

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I do believe some people can teleport but I don’t think this guy can. My guess is that he was blackout drunk and forgot he drove to Waffle House, especially given that his other place he teleported (IN HIS CAR) to was a ditch on the side of the road. — fangboy (@fangboy_xxx) March 22, […]

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