A former guard at a federal prison in Atlanta was convicted last week of taking bribes and helping inmates push large amounts of drugs and other contraband into the facility through a hidden hole in the visitation area. What happened: 51-year-old Patrick Shackelford of Senoia was found guilty by a federal jury on April 2 […]
Why Waffle House is the perfect place to teleport to
As a connoisseur of Southern culture — a man whose family has been marinating in the Georgia soil long enough to qualify as a regional condiment — there are times when a story reaches out of the news cycle, grabs me by the collar, and says “Boy, you were put on this earth for exactly […]
Jones County Man Killed in Side-by-Side Crash
A Friday night crash in Jones County took one man’s life and left a woman hurt. What’s Happening: Jones County Sheriff Butch Reece says the crash happened Friday around 7:30 p.m. near Stallings and Ellis Church roads. Reece identified the victim as 40-year-old Jordan Norville. The Injured: A woman in the vehicle suffered shoulder injuries, […]
When you try and teleport to the strip club but accidentally end up at Waffle House pic.twitter.com/TvPjovIgiV — Red Panda Koala (@RedPandaKoala) March 23, 2026
Probably woke up drunk at a Waffle House once and his wife drags him to church hung over on Easter Sunday and MFer thinks he “teleported” there. https://t.co/H5gsGxLBfg — Glenn Craven 🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦🌻 (@GlennCraven) April 1, 2026
“Officer, you don’t understand. I wasn’t driving blackout drunk. My car was suddenly teleported fifty miles to a Waffle House.” https://t.co/ORjggG8ZbG — B1-268 (@battledroid268) March 22, 2026
OK but imagine having the power of teleportation and using it to send someone to a ….. Waffle House 😂😂😂 — Christopher (@NutterinDE) April 1, 2026
I do believe some people can teleport but I don’t think this guy can. My guess is that he was blackout drunk and forgot he drove to Waffle House, especially given that his other place he teleported (IN HIS CAR) to was a ditch on the side of the road. — fangboy (@fangboy_xxx) March 22, […]