Of all the places I would teleport to, Waffle House would not be one of them.

I guess FEMA doesn’t drug test.

⚠️ A top FEMA official, Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of disaster response, has used violent rhetoric, shared conspiracy theories, threatened Biden with bodily harm,… pic.twitter.com/pUVLNmYyjK

— Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline) March 21, 2026