Principles Are Like Pants - The Georgia Sun

A smiling man with glasses and tousled brown hair, wearing a yellow patterned shirt over a blue t-shirt, is holding a large, cartoonish green map of Georgia. The map has a happy face, a red heart, a white flower, and a peach illustrated on it. In the background, there is a cityscape with tall buildings and a domed golden-roofed building, set against a blue sky with fluffy clouds.

Principles Are Like Pants

Georgia’s drunk driving numbers are down and my faith in humanity is up (slightly)

by B.T. ClarkApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

A man with glasses and tousled brown hair, wearing a yellow shirt over a teal t-shirt, sits in a diner booth eating a breakfast plate with eggs, bacon, and toast. He looks surprised or startled, holding a fork with food near his mouth. In the background, a glowing figure surrounded by blue and purple electrical energy is floating or walking upward inside the diner. Other patrons sit at the counter, unaware or indifferent to the glowing figure. The diner has round hanging lights and a sign partially visible reading "HOUSE.

Principles Are Like Pants

Why Waffle House is the perfect place to teleport to

by B.T. ClarkApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

A worried man with glasses and a yellow shirt is holding a torn letter, while a golden-brown dog with a blue collar sits beside him, chewing and tearing up the paper. The scene is set in a cozy living room with a green couch, a lamp, and a bookshelf in the background.

Principles Are Like Pants

Why did a stranger mail me a pamphlet about going to hell?

by B.T. ClarkApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

A young boy with blonde hair wearing glasses, a blue long-sleeve shirt, and a green vest is sitting on a rock outdoors with his face covered by both hands. The background shows blurred mountains and a clear sky.

Principles Are Like Pants

Have You No Shame? (Spoiler: A Lot of You Don’t)

by B.T. ClarkMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

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Principles Are Like Pants

I saw Elvis in concert last week… and he’s been dead since 1977

by B.T. ClarkMarch 22, 2026March 22, 2026

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Principles Are Like Pants

The South’s Ice Storm Golden Rule: Love Thy Neighbor, Clear the Shelves

by B.T. ClarkJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

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Principles Are Like Pants

Yes, I’m a Humorist. Here’s Why You Don’t Know What That is

by B.T. ClarkJanuary 18, 2026January 18, 2026

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Principles Are Like Pants

Under the Gold Dome: The Circus Rolls Back Into Town

by B.T. ClarkJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

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Principles Are Like Pants

Extra! Extra! Read All About It! Just Not on Paper Anymore

by B.T. ClarkJanuary 1, 2026January 1, 2026

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Principles Are Like Pants

I’m Not Getting On The Post-Christmas Hamster Wheel This Year

by B.T. ClarkDecember 28, 2025December 28, 2025