Principles Are Like Pants - The Georgia Sun

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Principles Are Like Pants

Forget politicians, the real stank is at the bank

by B.T. ClarkMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

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Principles Are Like Pants

Put down your laughing emoji and act like you were raised right

by B.T. ClarkMay 9, 2026May 9, 2026

A man in a graduation cap and gown stands at a podium labeled "Class of 2026," looking slightly concerned or apologetic. Next to him, a fluffy brown dog with a blue collar is chewing and tearing apart a diploma. In the background, a large banner displays "2026," and graduation caps are seen flying in the sky.

Principles Are Like Pants

Class of 2026: This is your moment. Take it

by B.T. ClarkMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

A worried firefighter in dirty yellow gear and a helmet labeled "Georgia 27 Firefighter" holds a dripping hose while kneeling on the ground. Beside him, a concerned dog with shaggy fur is chewing on a torn newspaper with the headline "WILDFIRES CONTINUE TO THREATEN SOUTH GEORGIA." In the background, a wildfire blazes through a forest with tall trees, and a red fire truck marked "GEORGIA" is partially visible.

Principles Are Like Pants

Georgia is Literally on Fire. Did You Notice?

by B.T. ClarkApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

A man wearing glasses and a yellow plaid shirt is playfully grimacing while two excited children climb on his back. One child, dressed as a pirate with a black hat featuring a skull and crossbones, a red and yellow striped shirt, and an eye patch, holds a toy sword. The other child, wearing a blue shirt and plaid pants, holds a frying pan above the man's head. A happy golden retriever with a blue collar sits nearby. The background shows a cozy, cluttered living room with toys scattered on the floor.

Principles Are Like Pants

Kids Say the Darnedest Things… And mine are gunning for me specifically

by B.T. ClarkApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

A smiling man with glasses and tousled brown hair, wearing a yellow patterned shirt over a blue t-shirt, is holding a large, cartoonish green map of Georgia. The map has a happy face, a red heart, a white flower, and a peach illustrated on it. In the background, there is a cityscape with tall buildings and a domed golden-roofed building, set against a blue sky with fluffy clouds.

Principles Are Like Pants

Georgia’s drunk driving numbers are down and my faith in humanity is up (slightly)

by B.T. ClarkApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

A man with glasses and tousled brown hair, wearing a yellow shirt over a teal t-shirt, sits in a diner booth eating a breakfast plate with eggs, bacon, and toast. He looks surprised or startled, holding a fork with food near his mouth. In the background, a glowing figure surrounded by blue and purple electrical energy is floating or walking upward inside the diner. Other patrons sit at the counter, unaware or indifferent to the glowing figure. The diner has round hanging lights and a sign partially visible reading "HOUSE.

Principles Are Like Pants

Why Waffle House is the perfect place to teleport to

by B.T. ClarkApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

A worried man with glasses and a yellow shirt is holding a torn letter, while a golden-brown dog with a blue collar sits beside him, chewing and tearing up the paper. The scene is set in a cozy living room with a green couch, a lamp, and a bookshelf in the background.

Principles Are Like Pants

Why did a stranger mail me a pamphlet about going to hell?

by B.T. ClarkApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

A young boy with blonde hair wearing glasses, a blue long-sleeve shirt, and a green vest is sitting on a rock outdoors with his face covered by both hands. The background shows blurred mountains and a clear sky.

Principles Are Like Pants

Have You No Shame? (Spoiler: A Lot of You Don’t)

by B.T. ClarkMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

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Principles Are Like Pants

I saw Elvis in concert last week… and he’s been dead since 1977

by B.T. ClarkMarch 22, 2026March 22, 2026