Man in an office setting wearing a light blue dress shirt and striped tie, with his pants down and hands covering his groin area, looking surprised. Text above reads "Don't be caught with your pants down!" and below reads "Read the hilarious new book Principles Are Like Pants Available Now!" with an image of denim pants.

“At this point, the only difference between the guards and the inmates is who gets to clock out at the end of the day.”