Man in an office setting wearing a light blue dress shirt and striped tie, with his pants down and hands covering his groin area, looking surprised. Text above reads "Don't be caught with your pants down!" and below reads "Read the hilarious new book Principles Are Like Pants Available Now!" with an image of denim pants.
From The Book

“If we’re judging manliness by one’s ability to start fires, pump iron or operate heavy machinery, I will willingly give up my man card.“