The 5th grader integrity test • Funny • Sharp • Fast reads
Do you have more integrity than a 5th grader?
Short reads
Modern life
Giftable
What you’re getting
- Fast, funny chapters that land a point without dragging.
- People logic — excuses, hypocrisy, and good intentions gone sideways.
- Range — politics, parenting, tech, everyday life (and a few that hit deeper).
- Made for sharing — the kind of book you quote to friends and coworkers.
Best way to read it:
Before bed, during dull moments at work, as you start your day, on the toilet, in the breakroom, in the waiting room at the doctor’s office, anywhere…
On second thought… don’t read it while driving.
The 5th grader test
Test #1
When someone calls you out and you don’t like it, do you…
A) listen anyway
B) argue like a six-year-old
C) mentally “cover your ears” and pretend feedback isn’t real
5th grader verdict: If your first move is “I’m not listening,” you just failed.
Test #2
You’re behind someone who isn’t turning fast enough. Do you…
A) wait like a functioning adult
B) lean on the horn because you’re “right”
C) act brave because you’re protected by two tons of steel
5th grader verdict: If you wouldn’t do it on foot, don’t do it behind a steering wheel.
If you smiled at any of these…
This book is for you.
