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Principles Are Like Pants, You Ought to Have Some... And Other Life Lessons — B.T. Clark

Principles Are Like Pants, You Ought to Have Some… And Other Life Lessons

By B.T. Clark

Integrity has gone the way of Blockbuster Video. It’s rarer than a turn signal. And somebody needed to say something about it.

In this sharp, funny, and occasionally uncomfortable book, journalist B.T. Clark takes a hard look at a world where principles have become optional, character is negotiable, and adults routinely behave worse than the kids they’re supposed to be raising. Direct, warm, and completely unwilling to pretend the emperor has pants.

Available in print and ebook.

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Merchandise

White ceramic mug with a black handle and black interior, featuring an illustration of blue pants in the center. Above the pants, the text reads "Principles Are Like Pants..." and below the pants, it says "You Ought to Have Some." The text is in a playful, bold font.

Accent Coffee Mug — Funny Quote

11oz / 15oz  ·  $11.99

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White t-shirt with the text "Principles Are Like Pants... You Ought to Have Some." printed in bold black and beige letters, accompanied by a simple illustration of brown pants.

T-Shirt — “Principles Are Like Pants… You Ought to Have Some.”

Multiple colors  ·  $16.47

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Light gray T-shirt with a distressed texture featuring the text "Principles Are Like Pants... You Ought to Have Some." in bold black letters. Below the first three lines of text, there is a simple illustration of mustard yellow pants.

Graphic Tee — Principles Are Like Pants

$30.85

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White insulated tumbler with a silver lid and base, featuring a graphic of blue pants in the center. Above the pants, the text reads "Principles Are Like Pants..." and below it says "You Ought to Have Some." The design is framed with a thin black border and includes two small brown star-like shapes on either side of the pants.

Travel Mug — Stainless Steel 14oz

$24.99

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