Man in an office setting wearing a light blue dress shirt and striped tie, with his pants down and hands covering his groin area, looking surprised. Text above reads "Don't be caught with your pants down!" and below reads "Read the hilarious new book Principles Are Like Pants Available Now!" with an image of denim pants.

“Integrity means doing the right thing even when no one is watching. Somewhere along the way, too many people decided that rule was optional.”